Updating Facebook Status at the Altar

So what do you do when you're really addicted to facebook, and you're just about to get married.  Well you update your status as you're getting hitched! This way, all the people who didn't show up to the awesome wedding won't feel left because they suck and couldn't come.  They can bask in your ever-updating glory, and they can be proud knowing that they share this moment with you living vicariously through your facebook page.  Also, so they can know your an attention.... erm, an awesome person.

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