Sometimes if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. That's what Ted Gorzkowski did. He's not a man that will just sit there in the midst of action doing nothing, no! He's a man of action. Let me say that again, he's an Iron man of action! Not content with just the usual skin armor, he went out and made himself a suit that will protect him from all sorts of things like: bullets, cats, dogs, rain, and maybe a car!
It won't save him from people though. Why? Because as soon as you put on a kick-ass suit, people will always neg you to save them from their stupidity. "Oh, help me! Help me! I lost my cat." And, people, that's why it's cat proof.
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